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I write stuff and pass it off as comedy...
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“If other people do not understand our behavior—so what? Their request that we must only do what they understand is an attempt to dictate to us. If...”
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(via jennaanne01)
This constitutes bad news in Australia.
Beacons will be lit from every Commonwealth country to mark Queen Elizabeth’s Diamond Jubilee. Meanwhile, Julia Gillard will switch on a beacon of her own.
Sereniti, who recently started working at Target in Queensland, couldn’t give a fuck if you bought this wicker basket.
Carole Lombard
Sounds like a plan…
(via absolutelymadness)
Woman dressed as a vagina seeks penis
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
As pledged, here is a recording of me reciting a list of words that all mean “penis.”
This is what I do when I’m bored and a little drunk.
My personal favourite is the last one.
This should be introduced into the school curriculum…
